Cordelia: Somebody is after me! They just tried to kill Ms. Miller? She was helping me with my homework…and Mitch! And Harmony?! This is all about me! Me, me, me!
Xander: Wow! For once she’s right!
Buffy: So you’ve come to me for help.
Cordelia: (nods) Because you’re always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you’re very strong, and you’ve got all those weapons… I was kind of hoping you were in a gang!
BtVS, 1x11: Out of Mind, Out of Sight